This one's for Dave:

Things to consider before embracing farm life.

There are some things the women folk won't like (amazingly no mouse poops were left in my glove).

You'll see flags you won't find in an HOA.  (A relative told me this flag is about slavery.  This flag actually represents freedom, this link is a good place to learn more http://lewrockwell.com/williams-w/w- williams157.html)

And accidents happen ("Whooo was driving the van this time?!") because you're definitely not sitting behind a desk at the office,

you're working on stuff that shreds your clothes,

you're doing interesting things,

and interesting experiments ("ok, now I see why you like 2 70 for deer"),

and seeing interesting things, like a chick with a massive fro, or her sidekick with a Mohawk ("Calvin, are you sure these aren't GMO chickens?").

You get tired at the end of the day and sleep well ("If I could get just one more piece of popcorn into my pie hole...").

And as long as you're outside of the office, there are some things you'll never see again.  "We need to talk about your TPS reports."