Egg Police

As I continue the barn dismantle I’ve had a lot of time to think about…

...the Egg Pulletburo (or "Politburo," aka the "Egg Police").

Out here there is a group of central planners who I call the Egg Pulletburo.  Under many circumstances you cannot sell eggs without one of their permits.  The Pulletburo has established rules which define what to grade eggs for (by size, shape, air pocket volume, etc.), how to grade eggs and how to package and maintain eggs.  There are also unclear rules on when and what info to collect from customers.  They also collect a "tax" (generate an income) by issuing "permits."

After implementing their rules I realized that they consume many hours and significantly reduce profitability.  It also became very clear to me that I didn’t need the Pulletburo because there is an “invisible hand” that forces me to produce the best eggs I can – it’s my self interest (or “greed”).  It motivates me (like many others - in order to provide for a family or "make millions" and improve a standard of living) to do whatever I can to make customers happy.  The thought of an inferior product slipping thru to a customer and losing to competition is troubling.

I asked a member of the Pulletburo if any there had ever raised and maintained layers.  The answer was “no.”  I asked if any had personally implemented their rules and validated them.  “No.”  Had they ever sold eggs?  “No.”  (They do have a director with a PhD - apparently I'm supposed to believe that offers some value even though they have no practical experience in the area they are regulating).

I've concluded that the Pulletburo is not unlike planners in every other sphere of life.  What confounds me is why the average person thinks we can’t live with out them and their rules (because they somehow think planners remove the ill effects of greed?).  The irony is that the same pro-Politburo average person always prefers the benefits of a free market but will not acknowledge its virtues.

A great illustration of this is the telephone.  On the left is hardware that central planners of the former USSR would be proud of, on the right is the version the average person craves produced by the free market.  They both result from "greed."

The problem is that the greed of the planners on the left has no constraint (only their customers do).  Their greed is the impetus for regulations that eliminate competition (aka consumer’s choices) and severely hinder innovation. (Note that while under regulation the phone changed very little in ~80 years until it was set free by Judge Greene in 1984).  Tons of money was made from this phone but only because of legislated pricing and an authority to punish those who didn’t comply.  People will lament that businesses need to give back to the community – and in this case they’re correct.  It’s a great example of a business, in this case a politburo protected monopoly being compensated for way more than the value provided.

On the right the greed of entrepreneurs has a significant constraint: the desires of a customer who is free to choose.  Because of greed they have to identify and implement all kinds of ways to make a customer happy. Who can’t live without a smart phone today?  Its functionality is a thousand times greater than the phone on the left... thanks to greed.  The entrepreneurs on the right are now fabulously wealthy.  Do they need to give back to the community?  No, they already do each time you use the relatively inexpensive phone in your pocket.  You’re late to a meeting you can’t reschedule and you save the meeting by calling ahead.  Need the quickest way to drive somewhere or you simply don’t want to get lost and needlessly burn fuel?  Need to access the Internet?  Want an alert to avoid a flooded basement?  Or when to sell a stock?  Or see who's at your front door from work?  The ways greedy free market entrepreneurs give back to the community are endless.  Greed should be constrained, but naturally - by the freedom of each of us to pursue our self interest.  Sure, problems and lawlessness will still occur but their negative effect is not as broad as with the planners who produced the phone on the left.

Who clamors for these Politburos, consumers or crony capitalists?  Maybe I'll address that after I make more progress on the barn.

Trins: I don't think you answered TJ's question from the last post...

 

How are we to keep from freezing our pants off?

Good question, thanks to my friend Matthew back in VA I think I found the answer.

Employ a rocket stove.  For now this is a prototype just to prove that the concept works.  So far it works very well considering the heat it generates with a surprisingly small amount of wood while producing very little to no smoke.  Combustion essentially happens twice -

1st where the wood is placed (notice that the flame is sucked into the inside of the barrel) and 2nd...

 ...inside of the insulated stainless steel tube that is inside of the drum.  The heat intensifies inside of the tube which combusts the smoke in addition to creating a draft and pulling in the flame from the tee on the left.  What is left exits thru the hole on the right side at the bottom of the barrel.

We've also tested it inside for a week and I've already discovered a few things to improved (the temperature can easily exceed 500 degrees so I'm sourcing cast iron tube for the initial burn chamber [the tee] and I'd like to add more turns to the exhaust tube in order to retain more heat in the house).

But first we need to finish moving these materials that will be used for a few outbuildings (or small barns).

Trins: All of this driving has given me time to think...

...what if we had a long term well failure, then what would we do?

Good question, a solution for that is on the todo list. It's not complicated, the problem is solved by a manual well pump (by Oasis Pumps) made out of polymers.  It can reach water 100s of feet below unlike a cast iron pump because the sucker rod is made out of light weight sections of 1/2" PVC (the casing is 2" PVC).  It's also easy to install.

Keena:  What if we have an extended electrical outage?  (This pic is from a dramatic interpretation for speech and debate class).











Another good question, coupling the charge controller on the left with the inverter on the right and a few panels provides 400+ watts of charging power (panels and deep cycle batteries are connected to the controller, the inverter connects to the batteries and the appliances connect to the inverter) to run a refrigerator, freezer and smaller items (we'll see how long we can run big appliances).  A smaller panel and controller will connect to the same batteries and run 12v LEDs to supply all the light need.  (Also required are fuses between the batteries and controller & inverter on the + side).



TJ:  What if we freeze our butt buns pants off (spouse edit) like we did on our recent camping trip?

It was cold inside my shelter (except when a wild animal would crawl in and snuggle with me).

Blaise: At least our food was warm (this is one of the animals you snuggled with?).

But cold enough for the van to get stuck on a trip to the dumpster.  The trash still got there thanks to our sleds.

Trins: What if... you have one spare but two flats? (I thank the Lord that these failed just before a place we could pull off. There were a 1,000 other much worse places they could have come apart).

Trins: Recently we had a goat...

...poop out deliver (spouse edit) two more goats.

Thanks Trins, that’s a great segue into another recent challenge. I almost decided against posting this but concluded that it may be useful info if others find themselves in a similar situation.

Wastewater was backing up into the toilets.  Assuming the worst, I searched for alternative solutions until we could identify the problem.  Digging holes in the woods (especially in the cold) didn’t seem reasonable so I researched composting options and discovered that most are expensive (~1k +) and some required power. Eventually I learned that the problem is not difficult to resolve.

The solution is access to lots of carbon, or sawdust.  Sawdust is placed in the bottom and added after every use (enough so that only sawdust is ever seen inside the bucket on the right). The carbon binds with nitrogen and reduces or eliminates odors. Over time there is additional bacterial breakdown of solids and possibly noticeable evaporation but eventually the bucket fills and can be emptied into a compost pile. As long as one isn’t on synthetic medications the waste turns into excellent odorless and nutrient rich topsoil after one year. Sounds strange but I learned that this isn’t that unusual of a practice.

Eventually I found the problem. A filter that is located before the drain field was clogged. I showed Trins how to remove, clean and re-install the filter so she can fix this problem the next time it happens.

Back to the goats, if you would like to "be there" right after new goats show up watch this video. As a bonus it includes a cameo appearance by Alfalfa from the Little Rascals.

We recently ran out of water...

...which offered us an opportunity to test our resilience. Showers are a great morale builder, especially when there is a long day ahead. With a failed well pump, you can still take a hot shower - if you have a stainless manually air compressed water tank. It works just like a garden sprayer except you can heat it with propane and pump it by hand to create pressure.

Turn the red lever on the left (where the hose leaves the tank) and a significant amount of water sprays out the nozzle on the right.

We're also better prepared with a giant external poly water tank. We've tried living three days off of water from this tank so far and learned that as a family we can get by with consuming 50 - 60 gallons a day and even less if you use the outdoor bathroom facilities (up to 40% of the drinking water in an average home is consumed by toilets). Just don't try and turn the knob when the temperature is freezing (the "ears" on the plastic faucet will break off. Trins thinks that's funny. No hot shower for Trins).

Freezing temps create snow and snow creates other challenges especially for rabbits raised on grass.  Theses guys are being housed in a culvert until the snow dissipates. (Our rabbits actually do better in the cold.)

Freezing temps can make it challenging to feed other animals. In this pic the goats are being provided with leaves and pine needles (Keena makes farming look glamorous - I guess it can be but not today, we lost two goat kids this morning).

Before it got cold we were busy with some usual maintenance items (hauling wears your breaks out faster than normal - I'm starting to delegate auto maintenance to TJ)

...and other occasional tasks like wild life control.  This is a pygmy rattler. Otto walked up and sniffed it. I yelled at the dog to back off and just as he did the rattler struck and missed.

Trins: Today's todo list says...

...hustle walnuts? What's that?

Oh yeah, we collect thousands of walnuts into the back of the truck,

And we dump them into a hopper from where they will eventually show up in people's kitchens all over the country.

Kinda like these chickens, except our walnuts are completely natural.

Like this beef, which came from a local farmer and will show up in a local kitchen.  The three oldest learned from our butcher how to do this the old fashioned way.  It doesn't get any fresher than this.  One may think that processing in an "approved" facility would be better, but... the problem with large factory operations is that the meat will come into contact with manure and it is given a chlorine bath.  That's in addition to undesirable hormones and medications that are commonly given to the animal along with a diet mostly of corn which increases the animal's amount of saturated fats and does not contain the same level of vitamins and minerals that a grass fed animal offers (the corn is also usually GMO, which is less nutritious than non-GMO corn, has traces of glysophate [Roundup weed killer] and or "Bt" - a toxin which kills some insects and which some studies show impairs the health of the animal).

We also went to the farm show.  There were probably a thousand vendors selling things from nutritional supplements to massively expensive tractor attachments.  Most things that directly relate to farming were about "improving performance," but they make you dependent upon their products and successful traditional farmers we've met argue that they make you poorer.  We agree. We know of an "approved" dairy that maintains "high performance" Jerseys which have been conditioned to require grain and medication. His milking parlor is a concrete and stainless steel shrine to the goddess of regulation and pasturization.  He confided in me that he can't make money and will likely be out of business in a few years. We know of two others that raise their cows on grass and rotational grazing without medications.  They are profitable and their businesses continue to grow.

Listen to your kids.

Keena sought my help in getting rid of wasps that were nesting near a door.  I think I said something like "nah, they won't bother you." A few days later I walked up to that door and immediately got stung in the back of the neck.  The next day I got stung on the side of the head and a few days later I was stung between my eyebrows.

Caleb recently harvested three gallons of honey from one of his older Italian colonies.  It's some of the best honey I've ever tasted (there are no commercial growers around so these bees have not been exposed to any herbicides or pesticides).  Pretty impressive for an "un-socialized" homeschooler.

In addition to a great meal, these guys could also be good pets, they act a little like puppies.

Girl power making apple cider. Trins and Liberty are working the grinder while Keena is working the press. This was at the home of some wonderful friends who have significantly more homesteading wisdom than us.

Here is a better pic of the press side.  The cider pours out the bottom into the stainless steel milking bucket. Sammy's bugging Liberty because he probably needs a refill.  It was delicious, no pasteurization necessary.

We recently helped our friends move into their nicely situated new farm, the sky seems bigger out there and the truck looks like it belonged in the country so I took a pic.

This is a new project.  I'm dismantling this barn to reuse the materials for building a different structure.

The nice thing about homeschooling in a big family is that you can go back - waaay back and review things you may have missed.

This isn't some feral kid that just ran out of the wood line, it's just another thing that's different about living in the country. There is no HOA to keep you from running around "ne ked," not even your mama can stop you.

The Lord answers prayer.

This rooster reminds us of that. When it was a chick three years ago, a predator got into the pen where he and other chicks were kept.  He was Blaise's favorite. We were able to find all of the other chicks except for him along with evidence of a bloody struggle. I was convinced the predator took him out and it saddened me to explain that to Blaise but Blaise prayed for his return. Miraculously the next day Blaise found him, I was amazed.

It is wonderful to have Caleb and TJ back (Caleb is still unloading the van); they've returned with a lot of knowledge from the farm internship and they are eager to implement what they have learned.  (It doesn't matter to Sammy who he hugs as long as it is someone).

We've also been able to partake of produce from the small garden Caleb established.  This is Keena's first taste of a beet straight from the garden. Observing Keena eat what initially looked like a purple dirt ball caused Sammy to put his pacifier down.

More pollen, I'm posting this pic because of the color, it changes as different flowers bloom and it was delicious as usual.

A local bridge, you don't see many like this anymore.

Another opportunity to save on a gym membership. The grim task of burying livestock (in rocky soil). Our perspective on livestock has changed considerably.  A year ago we would have all been sad (we think it died from a bacterial infection), but the reality is that it is not a bad thing if the animal does not perform well.  This one in particular was not a good mother and you don't want bad genetics (which includes behavior) to be passed on to future livestock. The better the animals perform (birthing, rearing, foraging, strong immunities, etc.) and the fewer the inputs (medications, store bought feed, etc.) needed the more likely your farm will be sustainable.

Here's something fun to try. Collect eggs at night without a flash light.  Apparently grabbing a big black snake munching on an egg feels just like holding a naked chicken.  Until you realize "but... all of my chickens... have feathers...."  Then you jump into the air and scream.  Just ask Calvin.